Mathew Mainprize

20, Canada, Linguistics

rabbitglitter:

foxxxynegrodamus:

i hate the internet

IM CRYIN

(Source: dangervvank, via blogfrenzy)

mr-gerbear:

hELP THIS IS INAPPPROPRIATE

mr-gerbear:

hELP THIS IS INAPPPROPRIATE

(Source: homodachilife, via fearvsfire)

(Source: katiestown, via dishwatermelon)

(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife, via cyberho)

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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(via haveitjoeway)

dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

(via zackisontumblr)

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via hotboyproblems)

i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

American Sex Education

(Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings, via ad-infinitum29)

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

(via thelocaltrack)

catsfurever:

justsaynope:

catsfurever:

“get in the kitchen” jokes

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barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns

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(Source: twinkwhisperer, via thelocaltrack)